Martin Bruckner is dad to 3-year-old Harper and creator of “Spaghetti Toes,” a Tumblr where he posts illustrations of the many random and absurd things his daughter says. The first quote of Harper’s that inspired this collection was when Harper said, “Please don’t put spaghetti between your toes.”

The hilarious quotes from Harper kept coming, so he kept creating. We’ve gotta say, this is pretty amazing artwork and a very funny little girl. Scroll through them and enjoy!


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